Chapter 1.5: Pet

Someone should tell the hoomin that it’s not a secret if you announce it to everyone.

Anyway, for some reason every stray, wild animal and bug in existence show up on the doorstep.

It started with Meeker the Raccoon who told all his friends about the tasty trash, which is funny since the hoomins are almost dead from starvation.

She paid some nameless stud to nail me when I was least suspecting.  What right did she have to do that?  Maybe I wasn’t ready for children.

I am totally reconsidering this BFF bullshit.

Don’t get me wrong, he is a handsome little guy.  The hoomin wouldn’t give him a decent name, just left him as Charm.  I guess he is charming in his own way.

I was so very tired after delivering him, but he was having so much fun exploring that I just went along for the run.

I love how the hoomin male is clapping and whooping…probably because he knows he would shoot himself before living through that kind of pain.

Night after night we got stray cats, dogs, deer and raccoons dropping by for a quick pet or brushing.  Sometimes the hoomin’s even gave them some treats.

Then one night…He came.  I almost swooned on the spot.  I went to Hoomin female and bumped her towards him.  She doesn’t speak horse, but sometimes I think she can read my mind.

Normally the site of my hoomin paying more attention to someone else would upset me….but not this time.  I was too busy drooling…

I mean minding my own business.

  

7 hours later…..Welcome to the family Brandywyne.   Ahem…my stall or  yours handsome??

He even brought a bunch of his friends over.  The hoomin and I quickly made acquaintances of them all in the hopes that they would come back.

They stayed all night and most of the next day playing.

And Sleeping.

Brandywyne got brushed and his hooves cleaned.  He then followed the hoomin around like a lovesick puppy.

It was really pathetic.   Did he not see me prancing around like a shameless hussy standing innocently in the background?

My hoomin caught on and gave me some much needed attention and consolation.

Yo…this is the horse section….get out of here.

I knew he wouldn’t be able to resist for long 

I find the sparklies oddly attractive.

Watch out kitty!   I know the hoomin that gives the treats is in the house, but you don’t want to get smooooshed.

Huh?  No wonder the hoomin pants after him like a bitch in heat.

The hat totally makes the outfit.

She tried all day to get the foal to join our family, but he/she ran away and never came back.

The hoomin’s put on quite a show that day.  I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t call the cops.

Overhead view of the whole horseshow.  The hoomin’s finally got bored and went back to their veggies..I think they were back to starving again.

Look hoomin…I love ya, but ya gotta cover the boobies.  What will the neighhhbors be thinking?

Might as well leave you with a cliffhanger for next time…..

Chapter 1

I am Jill and my companion is Blossom.  We decided to see if we could survive like it was the 1800’s again.

There was no way I was going to dress like it was the 1800’s though.  There is only so much sacrifice I’m willing to do.

I even built this shack house with my own two hands.  The door doesn’t look like how it’s supposed though.  I hope it lets me in.

Yep, I even dug out the pond myself and plowed me a garden spot.

I spared no expense on furnishings…can’t you tell??

I bet you’re wondering why I’m riding a bike instead of my trusty Nag?   Well, that’s because I splurged and got her bred for 300 simoleans.

It must have been a tiring experience ‘cuz she is plum tuckered out.   As for me, I’m off to investigate the town.

Me and this Johnny Johnson character hated each other on sight.  To the left is Shawnee Fox, who is married.

I totally would have broken up the marriage to get a hold of Bramble, his awesome horse, but the wife is with child.  Even I won’t stoop that low.

I ended up lost somewhere and stopped to get directions from this guy.  He wouldn’t help out until we  played for a little bit.

We got to chatting and found out that our signs were compatible and he was single    Score!

Yep, I’ll take him to go, please.

A few sim hours later and in the same exact spot we met,  I finally got up the nerve to hug him to gauge his response.

We got married on the spot.  By that time we were both starving, tired and had to pee…badly.

Hey!  No cars allowed!   I have handlebars!  *sob*  Don’t leave me in the dark, alone.

We immediately got down to business…well after partaking in a couple of apples and a pee break.

I forgot to show off my high class bathroom.  I don’t care what you say…my rainbow tub RULES!

hmm I totally need to repaint that stall.  How boring.

Eveyone knows what this means   Plus the meager start to my garden.

This raccoon right here, is my hero.  He started the awesomeness to come.  Nah, I won’t tell you.  It gets it’s very own section.

Gussie was on his way to sign up for the military and spied this guy Curley’s garden.  He helped himself.

He faithfully rides the bike everywhere.  What a good guy!

In the meantime. I’m nauseous, starving and I want a girl!

Gussie:  “I’m a studly kinda man.  I refuse to get in a rainbow tub!”

Jill:  “It’s the rainbow tub of complete awesomeness.  It’s not going anywhere.”

Gussie: “FIne, but I’m hiding under my hat.”

Jill: “Sorry, was taking a mental picture.  Did you say something?”

Hurry up and get here little one.  I am so going to need help combating these weeds.

I think Blossom is about ready to pop.  She is never to far away from lately.

Gussie: “In honor of getting Level 4, here is an amazing massage.”

Jill:  *whimper*

Jill: “Hey, guess what?   I got a bun in the oven!”

Gussie: “I thought we weren’t allowed stoves?”

Jill: *blank stare*

Gussie:  “Just kidding! Good job!”

First foal.  His name is Charm (computer generated, didn’t feel like changing it).

He will be sold after aging and skilling his racing and jumping.  Only female horses will be heir.

This is what I bought with some of the $3,000 simoleans that Gussie brought in.  The rest went to seeds, books and fast food.

A/N:   *blank stare*    I didn’t even know he left for work…LOL   I sent him to the gym after I saw the payment hit the little bit of funds they had.

  I thought he was totally knocked up, but after standing there for several hours, I finally reset him.  Then he was invisible.

I then got this weird feeling.

Unicorn in the back with about 4 wild horses.  Yep, you guessed it.  All of them are invisible too.  Including Blossom and Charm.

Exited without saving.  It better come back!

I think I went back to the day before.

I worked on the garden and he worked on his athletics.   Blossom kept trying to eat the plants, so I had to spend what was left of our savings for fencing.

AND then….

He had to quit his job.  He became a self-employed Horseman.

Absolutely nothing happens for what seems like simturies.  I am stopping here, but there is a secret part two coming up soon.

Oh duh..addendum.  Jill is Flirty, Loves the Outdoors, Neat, Green Thumb and Equestrian.

Gussie is a Great Kisser, Family Oriented, Bookworm, Athletic and Equestrian.