Chapter 2

There wasn’t enough this time around for an animal 1.5 chapter and a 2.5 chapter…so I smooshed them together and will post it later today as Chapter 2.5.

Well, I got an opportunity to fix a stereo for my mom.  Now that I am happy and on my way to motherhood, I thought it would help our relationship to repair it and return it to her.  Well, the best laid plans and all that I guess.  It went horribly.  She looked like crap first of all.

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It seems that she couldn’t afford real maternity clothes and just cut out room for my little brother or sister that she is having with my ex-husband.

I can’t tell if our lives resemble a soap opera or country song anymore.  It’s just pathetic though.

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I wasn’t about to let her go around like that.  Mousehand gave her one decent outfit.

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All I said was here is your stereo and it was the Battle of the Preggos.  I should probably make a note that two hormonal women does not make for a great moment.

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Mousehand:  I was like Disappointed smile when I got this pop up.

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It wasn’t very helpful that she was so poor that she couldn’t afford to eat.  She tried to blame me for the situation she found herself in.

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I quickly explained to her that she would still be home with dad if her and Fluffs had kept away from each other.

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Alani: “Boooo!!!”
I have never done anything so childish in my life, but her reaction was hysterical.

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Alani:  “Hahahahaa!”

Then another stupid idea came over me.  One that I should have thought twice about doing.

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I found out one thing though.  I was over him.  Completely and utterly.  I actually was here to chat and try to be the friends we once were, but I realize that it is way too late for that.  He accused me of gossiping.  I work all day and this was the first time out of the house in the months following my new marriage.

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Talk about hormonal.  I went off the deep end.  Big time.  I unloaded every hurtful thing I could think to blame him for.

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He said it was all my fault for not wanting kids and then said he hoped I had a baby girl who ruined my life.  It was on after that.

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Altoid was so upset and it seemed, very worried about the baby.  I hoped he was not mad at me for making him go with mom and Fluffs.  Me and dad just weren’t able to take care of all the animals with just the two of us.  I gave him a hug and a pat and just left.  I was hungry, angry and needed some happy time.  I went home, where I belonged.

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But not before I heard Fluffs screaming at Altoid and Altoid running to hide under the bench.  I vowed that it wouldn’t be long before I brought him home to be loved like he deserved.

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Dad was working on his special Minty project and Matthew was either at work or skilling up.  I  did the next best thing.  I worked.  Poor Star wanted attention, but I had to start making plans.  Sooner or later I had to get with the mayor and request some action be done about the no horses allowed in town.  The boys, Indigo, Orion, and Star needed a place besides home to run and jump.  There is no center for them here and no horse arena for competitions.  Not that my boys would ever be caught dead competing, but they liked spending time out with all the people who go there to watch.

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Alani: “Ow!”   I might have to take a break.  My concentration is shot and I keep whacking my fingers.

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I can’t say that I’m proud of the next images you are about to see, but my frustration with everything finally got the better of me.

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Alani: “Stupid mom.  Stupid Fluffs.  Stupid inventing.” *kick* “Stupid.” *kick* “Gnomes!”

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Matthew who was in the garden came running.

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Cue men freaking out.  *Ring* *Ring*

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Alani:  “If you answer that stupid phone and lose us points, I will curse you with my labor pains.”
Matthew:  “Phone?  What phone?”
Cris:  “Will you pop the kid out, please.  It’s past my bedtime!”

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I went into the nursery where I could do it without the freaking out.

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A girl!

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As is now a tradition in all my games…the hair impales the baby.

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Funny how Alani looks like a teen here.

Well here she is.  Grandma and Grandpa named dad and Uncle Florian after plants. Mom and dad named me and Adair after trees.  I broke with tradition and named her Marie Curie Vinson, after my favorite inventor.

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Grandma came to visit, but she didn’t visit the baby.  She and Matthew got to know each other and he told her to ride the horses anytime she wanted.  They were friends right after that.  I was glad.

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I suck at chemistry, but I had to get potions filled.  Not only that, but it was closer to Marie’s room where I would be able to hear her better and the hammering noise wouldn’t drown her out or keep her awake.

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Dad is the sole one in charge of the house, and he’s failing miserably.  I gag every time I need to eat.  I finally couldn’t take it anymore.  My neat trait reared it’s head.

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This seriously proves that Mousehand fails at decorating.

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Grandpa came and made a big commotion about how overworked and stressed I was.  He told me it was foosball time.  I promptly dropped what I was doing and listened to stories about how he was in the music business before he met Grandma.

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I worked and worked.  I hardly ever stopped and then it happened.  Proof that I suck at life.

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I missed my precious’ birthday.  I later found out that no one remembered.  No cake.  No laughter and blowing out the candles.  Just sparklies all by herself.

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We vowed never will that happen again.  We now stop whatever we doing and fight over who gets her attention.  Matthew said potty training was going to be his job.  We had to keep her up late, but it was worth it to see them spending time together.

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When they were done, he woke me up and said, “Tag, your it.”   I jumped out of bed.  I didn’t even get dressed and started blasting my moodlet manager everywhere and at everyone.  It was my job to make sure that when she stood up, she didn’t fall on her face.

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Dad finally got Minty to pose for his big idea.  I finally figured out what it was.

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She probably wouldn’t make it to when I get electricity, so this is a candlelit portrait of her.

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Marie:  “Puppy!”

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After work, Matthew and Marie quickly got started on talking.
Matthew:  “Daddy is a scientist.”
Marie:  *shakes head* “NO!”  and she got up and ran away.

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Alani:  “Ooops.  I’ll just let you get on with that.”

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We started doing our learning stuff closer to the potty.  I didn’t realize how long of a walk it was for someone so little.

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Yeah?  Wonder what relative that idiot was referring too?

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*sigh*  I fail at momminess.  No cake.  Outside in the middle of the night and no lights.  At least everyone was there.

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Aw crap!  I fail at being a wife.  *sob*

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He looks almost the same…in the dark that is.  I was determined to learn to make cookies for two of my three favorite people in the world.  We all went inside.

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Oh for Pete’s Sake!  I FAIL at being a daughter.  If you look up the word fail in the dictionary…you will see me.

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Oh daddy…that didn’t turn out well at all.

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Cris: “It’s not too bad, daughter…except.”

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Alani: “Oh no! Run daddy!”   I hope he doesn’t have bladder issues like poor Grandma did.
Cris: “You better get crackin’, little girl.  I want indoor plumbing before I die.”

If you look on the wall, he even did Elderberry’s portrait.  Luckily, Jill killed the Elderly control bonus points for Minty.  I need to figure out a way to make Cris happy.  If anyone has any Adult or elder females, let me know.  I think the only in game option I have will be Courtney when she ages. 

I am just about caught up to game play finally.  I think I have a short dog/horse one to write up and post first.  I am doing some changes for lifespan.  I lowered the toddler age from 5 days down to 3.  I took teen age and raised it from 12 to 15 days.  I am still working out the dog ages, but currently they have a 46 days span.  My horses were at 63, but I lowered it down to 55.  If I am not happy with that after a bit, I might raise it back up.  The Vinson’s need a new home, which I made one to test on a different game, but I have found that I don’t like it, so I will either be tearing this one down and rebuilding or something.  I also need to add a training center and arena to this town, which means I might have to go around destroying houses.  Yay.

Chapter 6.5: Pet

So, I was getting ready to start Alani’s chapter off and got into a little dispute.  Therefore, I was “talked” into doing one last Generation 2 chapter.

Star:  Wait!  Hold up, Mousehand!  I can’t believe you were going straight to Generation 3 and forget about me..I mean us!   Hello!  I’m (we’re) a part of Generation 3 too.
Mousehand: Technically you’re Generation 4.  This means I can do what I want.
Star:  Really?  I don’t even think so.  We have to have a last chapter.  Things go crazy with hoomins, and we are all that’s right with the world.  Everyone knows that horses rule!
Mint:  I beg to differ!
Elderberry:  Stop yakking…give me tummy rub!
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Elderberry:  Thanks, hoomin!

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Elder:  I may be tired, but I’m still cute!

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Star:  Food!!!  I forgive you, stinky hoomin!
Indigo:  I am awesome!

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First Blossom visit!

Blossom: Well, of course it’s the first visit.  I’ve only been gone a little over a day.
Mousehand:  Yeah, but so much crap has happened that it seems like a week.
Blossom:  It has been a week in hoomin time.  Not in Sim time.  Quit crashing the game and we all will be fine.  Now let me visit with my son!

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..and my grandson

During Alani and Fluff’s birthday….

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PUPPIES!!!!  They are soooo cute and all are male.

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We interrupt puppy love for…..

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Star:  Hey hoominsl, look what I can do!

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Elder:  Don’t do it!  I had a dream that you turned into a yeti!

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Star: *whinny*  Too late!!
Elder:  Noooo!  Medic!!!

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Elder:  Oh my!  He’s as big as one!  Someone help him!

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Elder:  Oh thank the King of all Cakes.  False alarm everyone! Er…everyone??   You mean no one showed up?  Hoomins suck.  You do look amazing though, Star.
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Bahahahahahahaa faceplant!
Star getting to know the pups.

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/Random.  Our first dog gnome.

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Puppy 3:  No dragon…don’t eat me!

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Sunrise over the homestead.

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Puppy home area.

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awwwww!

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Star:  Someone alert the hoomins.  It might be a girl!

Sadly no hoomins currently have enough riding experience to even approach the uni.

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Alani:  Hi, Mr. Deer.  My grandma used to tell me stories about your grandpa.  Did he ever find Santa?

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Mr. Deer:  You aren’t cool enough to talk to me yet.  Goodbye.

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That’s it for this installment…well except for this….sigh.  I had high hopes for Cris and Court.  Neither of them wanted kids after the original wish.

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o.O!  *facepalm* with a high dose of WTF!?!?   She waddled by in the middle of puppytime.   Jaw hit the desk and I’m like woah!   My kid came running up asking what was wrong, saw Court and laughed…then said –5 points loser.

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She wasn’t showing a minute ago and no moodlet.  I had no clue when or how this came about.  I also wasn’t controlling them since I was getting Alani settled as heiress.  It had to have been a part of the re-marriage celebration.  But I took the risky woohoo down to 1% and I thought I had for TFB too.

Chapter 6

First of all.  Happy New Year!!    For the first time in like 100 years, I went to bed before 11pm and slept until the next morning.  My average is 2-4 hours of sleep.  So, I totally missed ringing in the New Year, but scored in the sleep department.

I have some pets mixed in here.  Very hard to separate them when you have two dogs running around and countless uni’s and one in particular just stands there forever.

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Happy Birthday, Maple Star

Let’s check my notes.   Jelly Donut (Shooting Star’s mom) – sold – 3031
Maple star – sold – $8549   There was a lot of crashes going on.  Some of this I don’t even know if it really happened.  No levels were written down.  Jelly was a hateful nag and no one went around her to help her out.  Probably level 2 racing and 0 jump.   Maple had the uni trait so he was at least a level 5 in both.

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Mint Chip kept barking at Grimmy and saved Gussie like a billion times only for him to turn around and die not even a sim hour later and the game would crash.   So, we had Maple Stars birthday..again.  I then had to have EVERY SINGLE PET on the property go for a run, so that Gussie could go in peace.

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RIP Gussie Vinson.  You made it 103 days.

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Gussie went and Jill visited.

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Mint: I can has treat?

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Mint:  Woof!  If you had solid mass, I’d lick you to death.

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…and so it begins.   Gussie has been gone 30 sim minutes.

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Cris:  I don’t actually want to do this, but I wished for it anyway.
Court:  You’ll beg to have me back before long.  Mark my words!

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Jill and Fluffs:  We didn’t see or hear nuthin.

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Jill made and then snoozed in Gussie’s bed.

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Court:  …and then he just dumped me out of nowhere.  What am I gonna do, Star?
Shooting Star:  I’m way too young to understand you.  Go talk to my Grandpa.  He’s like right there.

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Court:  Why the hell did you do this to us?
Cris: I didn’t mean it. It was grief over all the losses in the past couple of days.

Jenncaster:  We interrupt this heartbreak for PROM!
So here’s the scoop.  I got Alani and Fluffs up to woohoo buddies.  They still had 0 interest in each other romantically past that.  Their last chance was Prom and then Fluffs was gone and the family either killed the town or moved.

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I hear Angels singing…Hallelujah.
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Court:  Told ya you’d come runnin back.

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Autonomous kissing!  Yay!

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Cris: I’m hungry enough to eat 145,000 simoleans.

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They are both showing a 4/4 and 10/10!

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Cris:  Please, Court, forgive me!
Court:  I’m willing to listen.
Shooting Star: *whispers* You can’t seriously be falling for this?  It’s worse than yesterday’s rotten drumstick!

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Cris:  I’ll wear you down.  Eventually you’ll be too tired to walk away.

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Cris:  I know it’s dawn, but watch the stars with me anyway!
Court:  Whatever.

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Yay!  Finally!

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Court:  They smell like you wiped them in horseshit!
Cris:  *cowers*  I did sorta drop them.

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I wasn’t going to add these, but Shooting Star is hysterical

Raw, untouched and no heir colored border.

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Shooting Star literally has it in for Cris.  Their friendship meter is almost in the pink.

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Star:  Quick give me thumbs!  I’ll hit him over the head with a dumbbell.  Oh wait..He IS a dumbbell.
Cris:  Be my girlfriend?  *puppy dog eyes*
Court:  Of course I will.  I’m only a pixelated sim, not a human with a brain.

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Court:  I will not give up my 145,000 simoleans for being a mere girlfriend.  Want to try again?
Star:  I feel like I should go vomit.

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Cris:  Oh OH!  I know.  Let me spend your money and I’ll get you a ring!
Star:  Seriously?  What?  You can’t be contemplating this, female hoomin!

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Cris:  Oh, Court.  I’m so sorry for what I did to you.  Please re-marry me.  I ❤ your simoleans… umm… shit.  I mean I ❤ you!
Star:  *gag*

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Court:  OMS!  I had enough simoleans for that?!?!?
Star:  I can’t watch.
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Cris:  Well, there was some left over.  Should I have gotten a bigger one?
Star:  *mutters* Of all the stupid hoomins ever born, I have to live with this?

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Star: Oh geezus chr..I can’t watch.  You people are retarded.

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Star:  Hoomin readers…this is all garbage.  I am so disgusted by this.

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Court:  Holy crap.  What’s that smell?
Cris:  I didn’t do it!
Star.  It was me!  It’s what you deserve.

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Star:  Okay, show’s over.  Go away.  Get out of my backyard.

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Star:  Get a room, losers!

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Star:  Hello!  Get a room.  Find one with a desk, bend her over it and leave my backyard!

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Cris:  Court, can I bend you over a desk?
Court:  You spent all the money on that ring.  So that would be a no.

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Star: Finally.  A decent hoomin is awake!  I’m gone suckas.

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Star:  Awww geez.. Insanity I tell ya.  Get a room.  No kissing by the toilet.  Talk about gross!

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Alani:  Inventing sucks.

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That’s gonna have to just sit out the two days.  You just got married, again, 7 hours ago.

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Oh Praise the King of all Cakes!  It’s about time.

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Alani:  Did I come out okay?  Am I hideous??  Where’s Fluffs?  He missed it and it’s his turn!
Court: I heard him snoring a minute ago.

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Fluffs: *yawn*  I’m awake.

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Fluffs: I’ve never felt sparklies as a human!  It’s creepy…but in a good way!

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Alani: *drool*

Next time our heiress will take over, the borders will be violet I think.  Will the midlife crisis be over?  Will Fluff and Alani be together?  Stay tuned next time for another installment of this madhouse.   What about some, oh I don’t know..Puppies?!?  I’ve never had puppies before, only horses.

Chapter 5.5: Pet

 

So, Styx made Elderberry Wine for me.  Thanks so much, Styxlady

I wish Elderberry’s entrance to our madhouse was as perfect as any new friend deserved to have, but it wasn’t.  This was taken much later than when he arrived as unfortunate circumstances drew the camera away from him. 

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Blossom, Indigo and Maple. 

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Indigo’s newest mate, Jelly Donut joins them.

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Orion running up.  That’s pretty much when I knew for sure.  I wasn’t ready for this.

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Blossom: Goodbye, Mousehand.  Take care of the hoomins for me.

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Gussie and Court were the only two home.

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Grimmy gave her a hug and she wrapped her neck around him…but I missed the shot.

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Cris finally arrived from whatever mission he was on.

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*sigh*  Everyone is suspected of Blossom’s murder, the cops just can’t prove it.

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Later that night, Shooting Star was born.

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Hello, hoomins!

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So freakin adorable!   I can’t wait for puppies!!!!

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Poor guy was neglected for a bit, but everyone gave him loves and his own little area to lounge around in.

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Is it just me or is Shooting Star kinda deformed?

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I’m unique, not deformed jerk!

That’s about all I have the heart for this update.  Stay tuned, the madness hasn’t ended yet.

Chapter 5

Not even sure what to say in regards to this update.  See for yourself.  No one was in the mood to talk, so I’ll take on narration this time around.

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Didn’t even know this was possible since she is a savvy sculptor and has the Artisan Crafter ltr.  

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You cannot put out a fire in a tub, so I tried getting people to come to her.  Gussie was out with the horses, Cris was asleep and Alani and Fluffs were at school. 

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A little late aren’t ya?

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We can thank Gussie for this.  Everyone has one.   Not sure where Gussie found the seeds, but I had him all over town in Gen. 1.  I think he had 7 at one time. 

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Sorry old girl.  You only need to finish this one and one more and you’ll never have to see metal again.   Not sure what’s more disturbing.  Standing over your own ashes or…..

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Sweeping yourself up and throwing yourself in the trash Disappointed smile
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Last one, Court!

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Attention:  We interrupt the morbidity to bring you playtime.

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Maple:  More playtime.  No googly eyes!

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I’m about ready to give up on you two..then I’ll have to send Fluffs away Sad smile   They have absolutely 0 chemistry.  Hence the need to move.  There are 0 prospects in this town as of right now.

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Oopsie!  You almost made it, Gussie

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They are already going to prom together, but still they show a 1/4 and 1/10.  I require at least 2/4 and 5/10 to spam them into a relationship.  If nothing happens by prom, he’s gone and the family moves.  Makes me sad.  I have had this planned since she accidentally found the rainbow gem when she was a child and I realized that Fluff’s was missing.

Part Two

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He went like two or three days without the Midlife crisis wishes, I thought it would pass him by.

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Flirting with some random chick on the street…in his undies.

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Tattoo Guy:  You’d look simply divine in some red FMH’s.

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Random Guy:  Just buy a car like the rest of us old guys.

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This was just taken…I had forgotten to get a good pic.  He absolutely hated it.  Him and tattoo guy are not friends…lolz

We will leave this off here and have the continuing saga of the Midlife Crisis next time.  Will both kids make it to prom?  What about a new friend joining the family?