Chapter 6.5: Pet

So, I was getting ready to start Alani’s chapter off and got into a little dispute.  Therefore, I was “talked” into doing one last Generation 2 chapter.

Star:  Wait!  Hold up, Mousehand!  I can’t believe you were going straight to Generation 3 and forget about me..I mean us!   Hello!  I’m (we’re) a part of Generation 3 too.
Mousehand: Technically you’re Generation 4.  This means I can do what I want.
Star:  Really?  I don’t even think so.  We have to have a last chapter.  Things go crazy with hoomins, and we are all that’s right with the world.  Everyone knows that horses rule!
Mint:  I beg to differ!
Elderberry:  Stop yakking…give me tummy rub!

Elderberry:  Thanks, hoomin!

Elder:  I may be tired, but I’m still cute!

Star:  Food!!!  I forgive you, stinky hoomin!
Indigo:  I am awesome!

First Blossom visit!

Blossom: Well, of course it’s the first visit.  I’ve only been gone a little over a day.
Mousehand:  Yeah, but so much crap has happened that it seems like a week.
Blossom:  It has been a week in hoomin time.  Not in Sim time.  Quit crashing the game and we all will be fine.  Now let me visit with my son!

..and my grandson

During Alani and Fluff’s birthday….

PUPPIES!!!!  They are soooo cute and all are male.

We interrupt puppy love for…..

Star:  Hey hoominsl, look what I can do!

Elder:  Don’t do it!  I had a dream that you turned into a yeti!

Star: *whinny*  Too late!!
Elder:  Noooo!  Medic!!!

Elder:  Oh my!  He’s as big as one!  Someone help him!

Elder:  Oh thank the King of all Cakes.  False alarm everyone! Er…everyone??   You mean no one showed up?  Hoomins suck.  You do look amazing though, Star.

Bahahahahahahaa faceplant!
Star getting to know the pups.

/Random.  Our first dog gnome.

Puppy 3:  No dragon…don’t eat me!

Sunrise over the homestead.

Puppy home area.

awwwww!

Star:  Someone alert the hoomins.  It might be a girl!

Sadly no hoomins currently have enough riding experience to even approach the uni.

Alani:  Hi, Mr. Deer.  My grandma used to tell me stories about your grandpa.  Did he ever find Santa?

Mr. Deer:  You aren’t cool enough to talk to me yet.  Goodbye.

That’s it for this installment…well except for this….sigh.  I had high hopes for Cris and Court.  Neither of them wanted kids after the original wish.

o.O!  *facepalm* with a high dose of WTF!?!?   She waddled by in the middle of puppytime.   Jaw hit the desk and I’m like woah!   My kid came running up asking what was wrong, saw Court and laughed…then said –5 points loser.

She wasn’t showing a minute ago and no moodlet.  I had no clue when or how this came about.  I also wasn’t controlling them since I was getting Alani settled as heiress.  It had to have been a part of the re-marriage celebration.  But I took the risky woohoo down to 1% and I thought I had for TFB too.

Chapter 6

First of all.  Happy New Year!!    For the first time in like 100 years, I went to bed before 11pm and slept until the next morning.  My average is 2-4 hours of sleep.  So, I totally missed ringing in the New Year, but scored in the sleep department.

I have some pets mixed in here.  Very hard to separate them when you have two dogs running around and countless uni’s and one in particular just stands there forever.

Happy Birthday, Maple Star

Let’s check my notes.   Jelly Donut (Shooting Star’s mom) – sold – 3031
Maple star – sold – $8549   There was a lot of crashes going on.  Some of this I don’t even know if it really happened.  No levels were written down.  Jelly was a hateful nag and no one went around her to help her out.  Probably level 2 racing and 0 jump.   Maple had the uni trait so he was at least a level 5 in both.

This next part happened several times. 
Mint Chip kept barking at Grimmy and saved Gussie like a billion times only for him to turn around and die not even a sim hour later and the game would crash.   So, we had Maple Stars birthday..again.  I then had to have EVERY SINGLE PET on the property go for a run, so that Gussie could go in peace.

RIP Gussie Vinson.  You made it 103 days.

Gussie went and Jill visited.

Mint: I can has treat?

Mint:  Woof!  If you had solid mass, I’d lick you to death.

…and so it begins.   Gussie has been gone 30 sim minutes.

Cris:  I don’t actually want to do this, but I wished for it anyway.
Court:  You’ll beg to have me back before long.  Mark my words!

Jill and Fluffs:  We didn’t see or hear nuthin.

Jill made and then snoozed in Gussie’s bed.

Court:  …and then he just dumped me out of nowhere.  What am I gonna do, Star?
Shooting Star:  I’m way too young to understand you.  Go talk to my Grandpa.  He’s like right there.

Court:  Why the hell did you do this to us?
Cris: I didn’t mean it. It was grief over all the losses in the past couple of days.

Jenncaster:  We interrupt this heartbreak for PROM!
So here’s the scoop.  I got Alani and Fluffs up to woohoo buddies.  They still had 0 interest in each other romantically past that.  Their last chance was Prom and then Fluffs was gone and the family either killed the town or moved.

I hear Angels singing…Hallelujah.

Court:  Told ya you’d come runnin back.

Autonomous kissing!  Yay!

Cris: I’m hungry enough to eat 145,000 simoleans.

They are both showing a 4/4 and 10/10!

Cris:  Please, Court, forgive me!
Court:  I’m willing to listen.
Shooting Star: *whispers* You can’t seriously be falling for this?  It’s worse than yesterday’s rotten drumstick!

8 Hours Later….

Cris:  I’ll wear you down.  Eventually you’ll be too tired to walk away.

Cris:  I know it’s dawn, but watch the stars with me anyway!
Court:  Whatever.

Yay!  Finally!

Court:  They smell like you wiped them in horseshit!
Cris:  *cowers*  I did sorta drop them.

I wasn’t going to add these, but Shooting Star is hysterical

Raw, untouched and no heir colored border.

Shooting Star literally has it in for Cris.  Their friendship meter is almost in the pink.

Star:  Quick give me thumbs!  I’ll hit him over the head with a dumbbell.  Oh wait..He IS a dumbbell.
Cris:  Be my girlfriend?  *puppy dog eyes*
Court:  Of course I will.  I’m only a pixelated sim, not a human with a brain.

Court:  I will not give up my 145,000 simoleans for being a mere girlfriend.  Want to try again?
Star:  I feel like I should go vomit.

Cris:  Oh OH!  I know.  Let me spend your money and I’ll get you a ring!
Star:  Seriously?  What?  You can’t be contemplating this, female hoomin!

Cris:  Oh, Court.  I’m so sorry for what I did to you.  Please re-marry me.  I ❤ your simoleans… umm… shit.  I mean I ❤ you!
Star:  *gag*

Court:  OMS!  I had enough simoleans for that?!?!?
Star:  I can’t watch.

Cris:  Well, there was some left over.  Should I have gotten a bigger one?
Star:  *mutters* Of all the stupid hoomins ever born, I have to live with this?

Star: Oh geezus chr..I can’t watch.  You people are retarded.

Star:  Hoomin readers…this is all garbage.  I am so disgusted by this.

Court:  Holy crap.  What’s that smell?
Cris:  I didn’t do it!
Star.  It was me!  It’s what you deserve.

Star:  Okay, show’s over.  Go away.  Get out of my backyard.

Star:  Get a room, losers!

Star:  Hello!  Get a room.  Find one with a desk, bend her over it and leave my backyard!

Cris:  Court, can I bend you over a desk?
Court:  You spent all the money on that ring.  So that would be a no.

Star: Finally.  A decent hoomin is awake!  I’m gone suckas.

Star:  Awww geez.. Insanity I tell ya.  Get a room.  No kissing by the toilet.  Talk about gross!

Alani:  Inventing sucks.

That’s gonna have to just sit out the two days.  You just got married, again, 7 hours ago.

Oh Praise the King of all Cakes!  It’s about time.

Alani:  Did I come out okay?  Am I hideous??  Where’s Fluffs?  He missed it and it’s his turn!
Court: I heard him snoring a minute ago.

Fluffs: *yawn*  I’m awake.

Fluffs: I’ve never felt sparklies as a human!  It’s creepy…but in a good way!

Alani: *drool*

Next time our heiress will take over, the borders will be violet I think.  Will the midlife crisis be over?  Will Fluff and Alani be together?  Stay tuned next time for another installment of this madhouse.   What about some, oh I don’t know..Puppies?!?  I’ve never had puppies before, only horses.

Chapter 5.5: Pet

 

So, Styx made Elderberry Wine for me.  Thanks so much, Styxlady

I wish Elderberry’s entrance to our madhouse was as perfect as any new friend deserved to have, but it wasn’t.  This was taken much later than when he arrived as unfortunate circumstances drew the camera away from him. 

Blossom, Indigo and Maple. 

Indigo’s newest mate, Jelly Donut joins them.

Orion running up.  That’s pretty much when I knew for sure.  I wasn’t ready for this.

Blossom: Goodbye, Mousehand.  Take care of the hoomins for me.

Gussie and Court were the only two home.

Grimmy gave her a hug and she wrapped her neck around him…but I missed the shot.

Cris finally arrived from whatever mission he was on.

Orion and Indigo.

 

*sigh*  Everyone is suspected of Blossom’s murder, the cops just can’t prove it.

Later that night, Shooting Star was born.

Hello, hoomins!

So freakin adorable!   I can’t wait for puppies!!!!

Poor guy was neglected for a bit, but everyone gave him loves and his own little area to lounge around in.

Is it just me or is Shooting Star kinda deformed?

I’m unique, not deformed jerk!

That’s about all I have the heart for this update.  Stay tuned, the madness hasn’t ended yet.

Chapter 5

Not even sure what to say in regards to this update.  See for yourself.  No one was in the mood to talk, so I’ll take on narration this time around.

Didn’t even know this was possible since she is a savvy sculptor and has the Artisan Crafter ltr.  

You cannot put out a fire in a tub, so I tried getting people to come to her.  Gussie was out with the horses, Cris was asleep and Alani and Fluffs were at school. 

I had to sit and watch her burn to death

A little late aren’t ya?

sigh..again a little late?

We can thank Gussie for this.  Everyone has one.   Not sure where Gussie found the seeds, but I had him all over town in Gen. 1.  I think he had 7 at one time. 

Sorry old girl.  You only need to finish this one and one more and you’ll never have to see metal again.   Not sure what’s more disturbing.  Standing over your own ashes or…..

Sweeping yourself up and throwing yourself in the trash

Last one, Court!

Meanwhile….

Attention:  We interrupt the morbidity to bring you playtime.

Maple:  More playtime.  No googly eyes!

I’m about ready to give up on you two..then I’ll have to send Fluffs away    They have absolutely 0 chemistry.  Hence the need to move.  There are 0 prospects in this town as of right now.

Oopsie!  You almost made it, Gussie

They are already going to prom together, but still they show a 1/4 and 1/10.  I require at least 2/4 and 5/10 to spam them into a relationship.  If nothing happens by prom, he’s gone and the family moves.  Makes me sad.  I have had this planned since she accidentally found the rainbow gem when she was a child and I realized that Fluff’s was missing.

Part Two

He went like two or three days without the Midlife crisis wishes, I thought it would pass him by.

Flirting with some random chick on the street…in his undies.

Tattoo Guy:  You’d look simply divine in some red FMH’s.

Random Guy:  Just buy a car like the rest of us old guys.

This was just taken…I had forgotten to get a good pic.  He absolutely hated it.  Him and tattoo guy are not friends…lolz

We will leave this off here and have the continuing saga of the Midlife Crisis next time.  Will both kids make it to prom?  What about a new friend joining the family?

Chapter 4.5: Pet

Recap:  Generation 3 horse/uni heir is Indigo.  His current mate is Sunshine.   They have produced Bella and Ripley.  This will be a horses with some hoomins mixed in.

Ripley: My mommy was sold.  Pay attention to me.  That stuff smells icky.

Sunshine – Sold – No skills – $1903.  Sadly, she was pretty hateful as an adult and none of the other horses liked her.

Indigo:  One of my hoomins died.  Console me?
Starlight:  *snicker*

Ripley: Want eat!  Feed me or I bite your ear off!

Ripley:  You, over there!

Me?

Ripley:  Yes, you. Make them feed me!

Ripley: Finally!   Thanks, Mousehand.

Mint: I wants babies.  I’m almost an elder.

Speaking of Elder.
Blossom:  Who you callin’ an Elder?  I put these youngin’s to shame.

Ripley: If you’re outside, you have to pay attention to me.

Later that night…..

What is it with unicorns and nighttime birthday’s.

Ripley:  I sure turned out handsome.

All animals:  They’re taking over…bah!

Starlight: Go away.  I prefer cats.
Mint:  Leaves are much more fun and easier to take care of.

Starlight:  Dogs are so yucky.  Go away.
Mint: I love hawks.  How about you?
Starlight:  I’m on the fence with birds in general.

Mint:  I love you, Starlight.
Starlight:  Fine.  I can pretend to like you too.  Now, go away.

Starlight: I hate you, hoomin, but I have this strange need to be near you right now.

Welcome to the world, Maple Star.

Ripley: Stud – $996. Sold – $4975.  Racing Level 7.
Starlight – Sold – $2946 – Hateful old nag.  Racing level 3.

Maple:  Watch out world, here I come!

They are fascinated by hoomins.

Maple:  I require your attention, hoomin.

Maple: If the strange little horse gnomes weren’t in the way, I’d poke you with my horn.   I want attention!

Mint:  Okay, baby ‘corn.  Here are the rules.  Dogs rule.  You love dogs.
Maple:  Bugs, bad?
Mint:  Super bad.  No bugs allowed around here.

Maple:  I love horsies and uni’s.  Dogs are dead last.
Mint:  Nope, we love hamsters and they are dead last.

Maple:  I say we should like books after hamsters.
Mint; *grrr*  Hamsters are last!

Maple:  I think we should list you last.  The hamsters told me so!

Indigo: Quit eyeballin’ my saltlick!

Time for some Blossom love.

Maple:  Hoomin, make the garbage quit taking pics.

Stay tuned until next time when Cris’ midlife crisis hits the family head on.